New Hyperfixation Acquired T-Shirt

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🧠 Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000 😌 Unisex fit — no unexpected sizing plot twists 🌿 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) 📦 Pre-washed softness right out of the package — patience not required 📏 Runs True To Size 🇺🇸 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA

Because your brain works overtime already — your shirt shouldn't have to. 💫

Washing Instructions

How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:

Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)

Drying Instructions:

Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.

Additional Tips:

Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.

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30-Day Money Back Guarantee - Love your tee or your money back.

Printed in the USA - All USA orders are printed and shipped from the USA.

Enlightenment optional. Comfort guaranteed.

This tee is stupidly soft — the kind you reach for on autopilot because your body just knows. Made to last through however many "this is my year of growth" moments you have ahead of you.

Wear it to meditate. Wear it to the grocery store. Wear it while doom-scrolling and then feeling bad about it. No judgment here — just really good fabric.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.