{"product_id":"the-direct-route-to-take-out-t-shirt","title":"The Direct Route to Take Out T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🧠 Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000\n😌 Unisex fit — no unexpected sizing plot twists\n🌿 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)\n📦 Pre-washed softness right out of the package — patience not required\n📏 Runs True To Size\n🇺🇸 Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBecause your brain works overtime already — your shirt shouldn't have to. 💫\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XS","offer_id":57237484437886,"sku":"16064484682057352399","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":57237484470654,"sku":"24266101833937693259","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":57237484503422,"sku":"32242161087520174472","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":57237484536190,"sku":"73502648185253051576","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":57237484568958,"sku":"17557418698114011829","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ S","offer_id":57237484601726,"sku":"33393660871207183612","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ S","offer_id":57237484634494,"sku":"16037447543999948443","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":57237484667262,"sku":"29828914823260883674","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ S","offer_id":57237484700030,"sku":"35851844702634550600","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ S","offer_id":57237484732798,"sku":"75500654260235865751","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":57237484765566,"sku":"33974883360392372547","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":57237484798334,"sku":"21413294240493975399","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":57237484831102,"sku":"50547927889117235242","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ M","offer_id":57237484863870,"sku":"15296522639795898810","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ M","offer_id":57237484896638,"sku":"18618336867811004226","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":57237484929406,"sku":"19763528636409755536","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ M","offer_id":57237484962174,"sku":"26335672694074182476","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ M","offer_id":57237484994942,"sku":"32816379598702273961","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":57237485027710,"sku":"13501339047206550593","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":57237485060478,"sku":"12614661846985443018","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":57237485093246,"sku":"11042319523406722421","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ L","offer_id":57237485126014,"sku":"21230074275476384046","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ L","offer_id":57237485158782,"sku":"23453004432836934012","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":57237485191550,"sku":"24594687809418442834","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ L","offer_id":57237485224318,"sku":"28393375702645951332","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ L","offer_id":57237485257086,"sku":"24838523331352739495","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":57237485289854,"sku":"40120153735074178639","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":57237485322622,"sku":"22329315599524593417","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":57237485355390,"sku":"79032167685213211537","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ XL","offer_id":57237485388158,"sku":"33319341990879509653","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ XL","offer_id":57237485420926,"sku":"20161232871965100653","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":57237485453694,"sku":"12190286111159918031","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ XL","offer_id":57237485486462,"sku":"27200315790450251664","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ XL","offer_id":57237485519230,"sku":"11993299730627994201","price":29.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":57237485551998,"sku":"84142847183461249008","price":30.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":57237485584766,"sku":"79029105312579575800","price":30.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":57237485617534,"sku":"32139907215081667377","price":30.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":57237485650302,"sku":"33350197042349013008","price":30.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ 2XL","offer_id":57237485683070,"sku":"18382530846403925775","price":30.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":57237485715838,"sku":"17037404352798430147","price":30.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":57237485748606,"sku":"16002611744060245040","price":30.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 2XL","offer_id":57237485781374,"sku":"13045824784542129744","price":30.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":57237485814142,"sku":"20066499900396844942","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":57237485846910,"sku":"27649232246573179350","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":57237485879678,"sku":"15837718089706787864","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":57237485912446,"sku":"18015143374750367146","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Lime \/ 3XL","offer_id":57237485945214,"sku":"18083750787421395402","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":57237485977982,"sku":"82913433629848197056","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cherry Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":57237486010750,"sku":"28154639002424460021","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Paragon \/ 3XL","offer_id":57237486043518,"sku":"29764083721405892173","price":32.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 4XL","offer_id":57237486076286,"sku":"31485838618180430350","price":33.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":57237486109054,"sku":"68529665130521046375","price":33.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":57237486141822,"sku":"23100516517658701109","price":33.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":57237486174590,"sku":"71362077962191750389","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":57237486207358,"sku":"68025082553649744935","price":34.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0988\/8097\/9326\/files\/16209574403915855119_2048.jpg?v=1775920568","url":"https:\/\/neuroteec.com\/products\/the-direct-route-to-take-out-t-shirt","provider":"Neuroteec","version":"1.0","type":"link"}